“Phone bill. I never go over my minutes. Does this mean I have no friends? eeek.
Anyone want to be my friend and help me go over my minutes so I feel better about myself?”
“Sigh. I pay too much to support my wacky crank calling addiction.
I can also look at internets and check in on 4sq wherever I want, so this is worth the ridiculous price I pay? I mean, seriously... I could feed a starving family every month with what I pay here... I guess if any starving families are out there, just text me or hit me up on twitter?”
“Smartphones are relatively easy to use, but the problems are just immeasurable. There are updates that prevent you from using your device for two or more hours, glitches at every turn and not to mention the track balls sticking. It's a good purchase only if you have patience like the nicest person you know.”
“So Bayside has to beat Valley in the big football game, again ( they play every week I think) and Zach forgot to bring his guitar for a solo Zack Attack pre-game performance! What's he going to do? Slater is busy preparing for the game and simultaneously performing his secret passion of ballet in Swan Lake, Kelly is too busy flirting with the new manager at the Maxx and Lisa broke her ankle and is laying in a ditch after she crashed her mom's car that she was not supposed to use while she was out on business. Screetch is either with that robot Kevin or boning Tori Spelling. Jessie? OD'd on over the counter speed meds.
The point I'm trying to make is that I paid my cell phone bill.”
“Fios triple play monthly bill”
“So much money to Verizon.”
“great customer service, very good coverage. I'm starting to think Verizon is too expensive, though.”
“How else can Brett and I share texts if I don't pay this bill?
Also, I was offered a special rate Verizon is rolling out so now my bill is about $25 bucks cheaper for the same stuff. That's good right?
Oh, looks like I am getting a text from #4!!
....oh Brett.
Please stop now.”
“i have surveyed the behemoth telecommunications monstrosities that i will need to tether myself to for the forseeable future if i want to check my email in a public restroom. i have decided that verizon is probably the least bad one. i mean, it's a telecom, of course it's shit on shit toast. but it's the least offensive to my offended sensibilities”
“Touch screen phone protector
Samsung Reality
If you have a touch screen, I highly suggest listening to the people who sell you your phone and get a screen protector. I, of course, did what cheap college students do and did not get one because it was "more money." Too bad my screen got so bad I couldn't read it and had to replace it (thankfully insurance was there) and now I have a brand spanking new looking touch screen on my phone!”
“Paid my bill. Well- my part anyway. Oh, woe to the boyfriend- he has to pay $200.”
“Bought a Blackberry because I was in dire need of a phone. However, being a fresh 18-year-old was not to my benefit, and I had no other options other than paying a $200 security deposit towards the misfortune that I had no previously recorded credit. I think the amount of the security deposit was absolutely ridiculous, but I am very satisfied with my phone service. I just think that Verizon has used it's power over Cult of Brand to it's advantage, in my case, because for me all I could do was choose to pay the deposit or have nothing at all- since Verizon is the only reliable service provider in my area.”
“Droid (Hopefully) Does ”
“This is actually for my wireless broadband that I use on the go. When 4G hits my area, I am going to abandon the USB broadband in favor of the MiFi. Come on 4G!”