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Chipotle Reviews

What is “Chipotle”?

Chipotle is the craving in your belly you feel around midday when you hear the word 'burrito." Frequently referred to as the "best burrito ever", you can expect to get to choose from a selection of quality ingredients to create a monster capable of quelling any hunger pangs that may arise throughout the course of the day. An added incentive is the relative low cost you will be happy to pay by the end of your feast. Enjoy, friends.

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Chipotle Reviews

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awesome (5) · funny (13) · informative (3) · omgwtf (4)
“Love the food, hate the diarrhea. ”
awesome (2) · funny (2) · informative · omgwtf
“dangerous that this place is only a few blocks from our house....expect to see more of these on blippy”
awesome (3) · funny (2) · informative · omgwtf
“Best Burrito ever? Best Burrito ever.”
awesome (2) · funny (2) · informative (2) · omgwtf
“Did you know that if you buy a Chipotle giftcard for over $20, you get a free burrito. This is that burrito.”
awesome (3) · funny · informative · omgwtf (1)
“It was good. Then again when is chipotle bad?”
“burrito bowl”
awesome · funny (4) · informative (1) · omgwtf
“my friend is a vegetarian so she tells me after the fact that she didnt want the pizza that we got. So I felt bad and bought everyone chipotle errg lol”
awesome (1) · funny (1) · informative · omgwtf (1)
“Terrible. Its a brick in your stomach. I won't go back. There is better mexican food around palo alto.”
“Had lunch with a friend and I had a coupon for buy a burrito get one free (great deal). Lunch ended up turning into a two hour deep conversation. Wouldn't trade in my friendship with her for anything.”
“Love chipotle so much, but why is their guacamole like a dollar (or more) extra? C'mon man.”
awesome (2) · funny (2) · informative · omgwtf
“Dear Chipotle: I would like you to open up shop around the corner from my house so I can eat burrito bowls at my leisure. You are too far away. Love, Me”
“The burritos are delicious. Always get extra rice and cheese”
“Chicken burrito. I'm from SoCal, where real burritos are the norm, but I still love chipotle. They forgot to charge me for guacamole. SCORE! ”
“Yuk”
awesome (2) · funny · informative (1) · omgwtf
“mmmm so good!!”
awesome (2) · funny (1) · informative · omgwtf
“Love chipotle - only eating there with JasonK when in LA though...”
awesome (1) · funny (1) · informative · omgwtf
“Vitamin Ch.”
awesome (1) · funny (1) · informative · omgwtf
“Nom. My weekly vitamin Ch with the co-workers. (Yes, Ch is a letter of the Spanish alphabet.)”
awesome (1) · funny · informative (1) · omgwtf
“Every once in a while (maybe every 6 visits or so) you'll get lucky and they'll forget to charge you for guacamole. This was one of those days.

PS Have you ever noticed how Chipotle prices vary by region. It's like, $6 (pre-guacamole) in San Diego and $8 in NYC.”
“Ya Ya”

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