“IT WILL KILL YOU, at least contributesto a very unhealthy lifestyle, yea my brother wanted to go try to warn him.”
“I mean, I can put up exactly what I ordered. But does anyone really care to know? :O”
“Had to get my SHAMROCK SHAKE on (a day after St. Patrick's, but hey, a SHAMROCK SHAKE is a SHAMROCK SHAKE!)”
“I had a moment of weakness.
i ordered a double quarter pounder meal with super size fries and a diet coke.
what was the point of the diet coke you ask? I am watching my girlish figure, of course.”
“It was par for the course. Maybe slightly higher quality than normal.”
“And one more smoothie!!!”
“Someone needed a hot chocolate badly.”
“Here's the deal.
1:30am.. coming home from the bar, swing by McDonalds to score a McDouble from the Grimace.. Hamburglar's been on me to pick up this week so he can get his fix. Driving home and pass a few Fry Guys fighting over half a sandwich in the alley. Stop over and see if they need anything, yanno anything I can do for 'em. Sell 'em a couple apple pies at the going rate... all is good now, got a few bills in my pocket. Swing by H'Burg's place. Birdie's hanging out; she's high again and looking for some company. I ask her about her 4 piece nuggets at home and she offers me a happy meal. I decline tonight, no time... gotta meet up with Mac the Moon in a few to play piano and sound like Ray Charles. I hear the familiar meaty voice of Mayor McCheese in a back room.. probably getting his shakedown cash and a quick trick.
This whole fucking McDonaldland is corrupt.
The only good cop, no...the only good guy left is Officer Big Mac. Well, him and Batman.”
“i tell them "ketchup only" and they put everything except ketchup...”
“Some McDonald's branches allow you to plug your laptop into the ceiling sockets, others don't, and it seems to be random. None of them look set to move the ceiling sockets to ground level, to accommodate the wi-fi users, and I had a sudden inexplicable mental image of a line of electrocuted geeks hanging from the sockets along a McDonald's ceiling like rabbits in a butcher's window. As a warning to other wi-fi users that when the manager puts up a sign reading "no staying more than 30 minutes" he means it.
Honestly, what's the point of having free wi-fi and then putting up "only two refills" and "no loitering" signs? They just don't get it. You have to stand on a table to plug your laptop in, you mustn't loiter or drink too much free coffee, and you get an unreliable, slow, ATT connection that's just fast enough for email when it's working. For goodness sake, people, wake up to the new world out there. The only compensation for all this is that the food is really great. Oh, hang on, no it isn't.”
“Craving bad food again. Double Cheeseburger, Med Coke, Med Fry. All American Grease Meal. ( at least it wasn't a diet coke... because THAT makes sense.)”
“Double cheese burger got me through an hour of xmas shopping.”
“ugh you dont even want to know. McRib, small fries, cheeseburger, chipotle bbq snack wrap and 2 apple pies..... and yes I did eat it all.”
“Love their sweet tea... hate there crazy amount of ice they put in a cup!”
“Mocha Frap and Mc chicken.
Bad Mc donalds for being infront of my school and being soo inexpensive”
“Me+Codeine= Munchies=this place.....
(don't do drugs kids...)”
“A haven for cash-strapped geriatrics, where you can get food and literally endless coffee for well under two bucks by mentioning the magic word, "senior". Nobody's going to ask you to prove it (unless you're clearly 12 and trying it on).
The range of prices charged to seniors for drinks is wildly variable, and dependent on the owner of the store. A small coffee that normally costs about $1.30 could be as much as 75c or as little as 38c depending on where you go. But even at the highest price, since McD's give free refills all day long it's still a bargain.
Free wi-fi has made McDonald's a much more tempting venue, and up until recently those stores with sockets have been happy for people to plug in their laptops even if the sockets were in the ceilings and customers had to climb on the tables (which we all did). But I think things are toughening up as my local branch has sealed off all the sockets now, for insurance reasons.
So be prepared and don't take an old laptop with a dead battery, as I used to do!
Oh, yeah ... the food is for emergencies only, but the coffee's not too bad. It takes a lot of work to make real ground coffee taste like instant, Starbucks could learn something here.”
