Five Guys Reviews

“Oh Five Guys, nice try but you are definitely no In-N-Out. Perhaps on the East Coast your mighty hamburgers may be considered amazing, but i'll stick to my 2x2 (or if i'm feeling like a Fatty McFatster 3x3) at In-N-Out thank you. The only thing i honestly feel that Five Guys has over all the other burger joints are their tasty cajun fries.

If any of you blippyers out there are pro-Five Guys i'd love to hear why, because i'm sorry darlin' i just don't really think they're all that special.”

“Hot dog and iced tea. Service was great - best I had in all of Chicago trip (and one of the cheapest). Left BIG tip to deserving staff. Fun to leave unexpected tip when service is great and you do it just because it feels good, not because it is expected. (Tip was in cash, not included in the $5.91, of course)”

“Sooooo yuummmmyyyyy”

“THIS WAS WEIRD. very weird. i go to five guys for lunch and order a bbq bacon burger, fries, and a drink. the lady presses cash when i give her my card. OOPS. the lady calls over another guy and he has to re-ring the order by hand. he does not charge me for the drink because it is taking so long. fine! that is good. i am waiting for the burger. most of the dudes have tattoos - one has a chicago flag neck tattoo, which fills me with mixed feelings. i mean, chicago flag neck tattoo. chicago flag neck tattoo? great. so i noticed my old number was 47 but my new one is 51. dude calls out FORTYSEVEN and i try to explain to him what happened and the original guy goes "Ya gonna get both!" and I'm like, uh, ok. so i end up paying ten dollars for what should have been 22 dollars of food: two burgers, two fry-cups, and a large drink. wife took the burger for lunch the next day and we trashed the extra fries. i don't need the starch! and cold potatos are gross. gross!”

“I like these a lot and i don't think it can be compared to in and out because its slightly different the menu is larger and the food is just cooked different overall good but a little pricy for "fast food"”

“Ok, I am going to be clear, and believe me I don't say this lightly: this was the best burger I've ever eaten in my life. And I've eaten many :-D
We had a long debate while eating about what makes a good burger - didn't reach consensus on the theory but definitely reached consensus that whatever Five Guys is doing is very much awesome.”

“I've eaten more cheeseburgers here in the last two weeks than I have from the other place that sells cheeseburgers and other things two doors down, and that's not because they make a better or cheaper cheeseburger. It's because I am a slave to menu psychology. Put basically one thing on your menu and I will get that one thing. Also it just opened in my neighborhood and I react positively to new stimuli but my stomach reacts negatively to a lot of red meat so again, it's a downward-trending wash.”

“Good burger joint.”

“delicious but not a fan of the prices”

“The greatest fast food burger! Unlimited toppings, piles of fries. You can't go wrong if you're on the east coast.”

“First time at 5 guys. It tasted like a fatburger, but not quite as good. So far the rankings are: #1 Umami Burger #2 Crooked Spoon Burger #3 In-n-Out Burger #4 Fatburger #5 The Burger Joint Burger #6 5 guys. I've had these all in the last 90 days so the tast is fresh in my memory.”

“sooo yummy!”

“The burgers here are like big, greasy, delicious balls of meat, cheese and grease. In a good way.”

“I got a bacon cheese hot dog and some fries and another hot dog for my buddy.”

“best burger i've had in a long time”

“i don't recall spending almost $15 on lunch thursday. it's entirely possible they added their own tip. not a big deal, i mean, i know what nickel and dimed was about and intend to eventually read it. some people give to charity, i tip beyond all reasonable expectations. make whatever assumptions you want about my character. good thing i don't value honesty or i'd be pissed off.

if i ever were to become wealthy beyond my requirements, my first plan would be just to drop a bunch of benjamins in restaurant tip jars. none of the places that have to sing or clap or whatever when you give them a tip, because that kind of attention and responsibility gives me anxiety. just because minimum wage blows and i would not mind adding more happy surprises to life. fuck adam shephard.”

“In my opinion, the best fast food burger. I had the Shake Shack burger once, which was good, but insanely greasy and salty. I have yet to try the In-n-out burger (EASTSIDE!!!!), so Five Guys can potentially be dethroned.”

“With no combo meals, the price could seem pricey, but the burgers are definitely high quality. Despite the fries not being as great the free toppings is always nice.”

“Best fast food burger of all time. Proof: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38694233/from/toolbar”