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“Grocery shopping and implants, a very Beverly Hills story:
So I'm shopping and notice a woman in a tank top with perky implants. No big deal, perfectly LA normal. Only one of her, yes, nipples is showing. I ponder telling her but freeze. This is so much more awkward than the whispered, "Ma'am, there's something in your teeth." And so I don't tell her. And feel quite bad about it.
Then I run into her AGAIN in line. It's still showing. Again I say nothing. I know, I know. If my nipple was showing I'd want to know. But if you get big perky boobs that size, you want people looking, right?
OK, go ahead, judge. But you wait until it happens to you. It's a super hard thing to bring to someone's attention.”
So I'm shopping and notice a woman in a tank top with perky implants. No big deal, perfectly LA normal. Only one of her, yes, nipples is showing. I ponder telling her but freeze. This is so much more awkward than the whispered, "Ma'am, there's something in your teeth." And so I don't tell her. And feel quite bad about it.
Then I run into her AGAIN in line. It's still showing. Again I say nothing. I know, I know. If my nipple was showing I'd want to know. But if you get big perky boobs that size, you want people looking, right?
OK, go ahead, judge. But you wait until it happens to you. It's a super hard thing to bring to someone's attention.”
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Comments
luckysin
Now that just made my afternoon. LOL I'm sorry you were in that situation.
michaelaking
Just think by not telling her you made some teenage bag boy's next 4 years.
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