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“- Your pretzel was dry, Anne.
Oh was it?
- Yes, it was.
Too fucking bad, try the lemon drink.
-Thanks.

A trip to the mall, on a Saturday especially, is solely for pretzel forging and occasional smoothie binges. This trip was worthless, except I saw a bunch of crazy people and a sweet hat.”

Reviewed by spacepants

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productjoy anne's almond pretzels is amazing. you should try it next time

spacepants @riddlefish I managed to score a smoothie. Usually when I'm about 60% into one the last thing I want is to finish a smoothie. From that point on I kinda imagine I'm experiencing a similarly grueling situation as that dude from 127 hours.

spacepants @impulsebuyer ok, i had to look the reference up. i'm not afraid to admit it. Seinfeld, right? Also, am I the only person who didn't like that show at all? There's something wrong with me

spacepants @productjoy ive made a note to my personal assistant to purchase an Auntie Anne's franchise. I'll try the almond pretzels as soon as the paperwork goes through and I hire some really sad looking kids to make those pretzels. no one is happy at the pretzel shop, but kids are just jaded to the magic of pretzel crafting.

impulsebuyer Ding ding ding @spacepants. I think you might be the only one my friend. Seinfeld is universally beloved. It might help if you got to know the characters though.