Machete Reviews
Featured Review
“I remember when I first saw the trailer for this in between Planet Terror and Death Proof and thinking it could never possibly get made for real--but I'm so fucking glad it did. Robert Rodriguez somehow finds a way to make an amazing political statement by being completely over the top with sex, violence, and dialogue. Robert De Niro is also an overt caricature of a George W. Bush type politician, even going so far as to say, "I'm gonna smoke 'em out." Other surprisingly impressive performances come from Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan (who should embrace her hot mess image more often for film roles).”
Other Reviews
“this movie is the shit!!!! theres so much action its great theres also a awesome cast oh and michelle rogriguez is sexy as hell even with a eye patch lol”
“Hilarious gore film. Def a dude film.”
“great cast.......but the movie was aweful, weak plot and writing”
Second, screenwriters don't have that much control.