Zombieland Reviews
Featured Review
“You can tell this is the filmmakers' first major project after film school.
I too often confuse Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera. They've got the same hair, same build, same facial expressions, and they're cast in similar roles. So it is that when the film freezes and spells out Eisenberg's personal (postmodern ironic film-hip) tips and techniques for zombie survival, the mind travels to Scott Pilgrim. Similar conceit. Not the same kid. Whereas Pilgrim takes the conceit further than sense dictates, and thereby elevates itself beyond the conceit in much the way that the mind stops processing Tarantino's violence as violence, Zombieland is content to lurk in the hipster fog beneath the glowing neon signs. So it's not transcendent, and therefore the affectations do end up feeling a little gratuitous.
But oh, I'm speaking in absolute terms here. Zombieland ain't bad. A bunch of kids wanted to make an ironic zombie movie and they got some high-profile talent involved. You've got Woody Harrelson. You've got Bill Murray. You have a script by someone who watched a little too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You have good cinematography and effects work. It's a noble effort, and it's got a good spirit to it.
You'd think the kids would know that there is no way Jesse Eisenberg's character could afford that apartment, though. Who do they think he is, Mark Zuckerberg?”
Other Reviews
“what is mark zuckerberg doing killing zombies?”
“I love this movie. I really want to eat Twinkies with Woody Harrelson. (Don't ruin my dreams by telling me "Ohhh, he's just playing a character, what if he really hates Twinkies?" I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.)”
“I wasn't in love. Sorry. Am I the only one?”
“Great movie. I was not let down at all. "I'm kind of hard to get along with and I get the feeling that you're kind of a little bitch."”
“Awesome movie! Lots of blood and gore, but it's easily forgotten while you laugh at all the funny commentary on what life would be like if we lived among zombies!”
“I really liked it, not your typical zombie movie with all the blood and gore. Look out for a good cameo.”
“Amazing. I want to rent it again and again!”
“Emma Stone is my girl crush. She is the reason I watched this movie. And, I was impressed with it. It held my interest and it was surprisingly funny.”
“LOVE IT! (Dragon Tale Voice)”
“finally got around to watching this after it had been in my queue forever. i thought it was really funny given that there's essentially 4 actors in this entire movie (and a crapload of zombies!). this movie is entertaining if you have an hour and a half to kill and want a laugh.”
“One of those must watch movies. Wood Harrelson is a boss.”
“This movie is badass and that chick from Easy A is hot. It's really funny but still made me jump. I heart it.”
“Probably one of my favorite Zombie films.”
“I have actually recommended this movie to 3 people now. This is the greatest current existing zombie movie to exist, it is a 9 out of 10 - a 10 being the new AMC series - The Walking Dead, when it comes to Zombie movies. A1 being the Dawn of the Dead remake with Richard Cheese's cover of Down with the Sickness.”
“I love Jesse Eisenberg. I'll watch anything he's in. But this movie is great.”
“double tap.
enough said xP”
“A hilarious twist to you average Zombie thriller. This movie managed to make me laugh without losing its "thriller" affect. It was an awesome movie with amazing actors. Its a movie that anyone will enjoy!”
I hope you're right, tho'. Part of the reason I moved to New York was because New Yorker's will put up with anything. Especially if you call it art.