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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Reviews

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Reviews

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A 2009 movie.

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Reviews

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“Fun enough, and how much plot can you really expect from G.I. Joe.”
“sickness better than i thought i would be”
“this was the worst movie ever, I think it went back in time and ruined my childhood.”
“When I was a kid, G.I. Joe was cool. Thanks for raping my childhood memories you assholes that made this scum-sucking waste of time.”
“I actually really liked this movie.. but I think 99% of it was because Channing Tatum is in it.. yumm<3”
“I had always been a fan of the Toy Line, but never really ever read the comic books or watched the TV show, this movie provided some sort of back story to my favorite characters, even if some say it may not be TV show Accurate.”
“GOOD MOVIE. :)”
“G.I. Joe was great.”
“worst movie ever”
“Its a pointless want to be action movie. I say skip it”
“I guess I shouldn't expect too much from a big-screen live-action "GI Joe" adaptation. Some of the action was alright, I guess. It's a peculiar choice to make the movie's signature effect - a nanobot weapon - a squiggling pile of boogers that eats metal. Not terribly impressive or imaginative. But it definitely could have been WORSE. This is, after all, the same guy that made "Van Helsing." I mean...WOW...”
“If you're a kid or a teen and have no memories of the beloved G.I. Joe series I grew up watching... you might get to enjoy this movie. But If you collected all the action figures in the market, watched each episode of the original series at least twice and consider yourself a fan of anything G.I. Joe... you're most likely going to hate this movie.”
“Just the worst movie ever but there is a babe and a lot of explosions. Guy movie.”
“Teenage Dream”
“I think it was a pretty good jammed packed action movie with a lot of shooting and explosions. I enjoyed this movie and would give it 8/10 if I had to rate it.”
“I didnt watch this”
“Good movie! Wasn't as great as I thought it was going to be, but it was good.”
“Was awesome, kinda cheesy but it had explosions, hot women, and fighting”
“Great action movie”

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