“Lovely Dinner at MCDonalds ”
“It was like 100 degrees out so I bought a large Coke from McDonalds. It really bugs me how in NYC they only have 32oz sodas and not 40oz ones. After all, I like my sodas like I like my women: big and at McDonald's.
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“Burger, fries, and a Coke”
“Having a food emergency. Needed something stat.”
“Nothing beats Micky D's chicken mcnuggets and french fries with a coke! They seriously have the best fries ever. ”
“i think we assume most things about mcdonalds are sinister but here are some things i have learned about their breakfasts. the assumption would be that the reason the egg mcmuffin eggs are so perfectly round is because they're pre-processed and just thawed that morning from their easy to ship state, right? actually they just have a cookie cutter thing and when they crack the egg they drop it in there so it will be in that shape. and you would assume they're just calculating corporate assholes for telling you no more breakfast at 1030 right? but actually they just have to change the temperature of the grill, burgers and eggs cook at different temperatures. we've all learned something today”
“I was so annoyed the other day when I went through the drive-through for my kids. They had the little Madame Alexander dolls advertised for the happy meals. I asked for one girl toy and one boy toy (my daughter doesn't care about dolls so I was very excited to have it for myself). What did we get? Two Spidermans. I almost went back through. They were probably out of the dolls...”
“probably a quarter pounder with cheese only ketchup with a sprite with no ice if i had to guess.”
“This cute little organic restaurant in the East Village.. AMAZING. New York's best kept secret.”
“Supporting the little guy... would hate to see such a fun burger joint go out of business!”
“do i have to review sausage mcmuffins every time i eat a sausage mcmuffin? because if that's how you're going to illustrate my shame blippy i'm going to start carrying cash.”
“Bad for my health I know But I was Hungry”
“Cant go wrong with 5 double cheeseburgers, am I right?”
“I went to mcdonalds for the free wifi. I couldn't get it to work. spent all day wondering how things got this bad.
The coke was good though!”
“Was on my iPhone during class & read an article that said the McRib from McDonald's was back. Bought it right after class. Yum :)”
“Took my cousin to get a happy meal--she loved her Megamind toy!”
“look i am a big guy, and when i say big i mean lengthwise. i'm pretty medium girthwise. when i lie down i am at least the length of a couch, or one and a half electric guitars. so i feel entitled to having an egg mcmuffin in the morning when wife is all GET OUT OF BED AND DRIVE ME TO THE TRAIN, PUBLIC TRANSIT IS INCONVENIENT AT THIS HOUR. i believe this day i only had a sausage mcmuffin with egg. you know what i just realized? the sausage they use is about 7 times more caloric than the canadian bacon they could use. maybe i should switch. i mean, i'm eating a lot of wheat bread and such which is not so bad and honestly i am tall enough where i could be eating well over 2000 calories a day and still lose weight. but still it would probably not be such a bad thing if i ate standard egg mcmuffins every once in a while.”