Mixology: Drink Recipes (Free) App
Well, sir; since you asked:
As far as I can tell - by downloading only this app for free and not comparing it to any others in the same genre - this is THE free app for raging alcoholics and part-time connoisseurs alike. While not allowing one perhaps the fullest, most all-encompassing range of experiences in one's quest for imbibing greatness, it more than "gets the job done." It passed the test by identifying the ingredients in a Ninja Turtle - a question, so to speak, I have pondered since ordering the drink in Japan without a proper translation.
On that note, we need to invent a word that means drink connoisseur without also meaning food connoisseur (gastronomist/gourmand).
Additionally, I will assume Level 1 means I am at the pinnacle of this endeavor.
John, remember this: do NOT ask for a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Long story. Just trust me.
As for the story ... 'nuff said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsZ1SagUPb4